INSTA' NT CHARMA

Dear Hips, You and I like a different type of man. Dear Heart, "Ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom" not "AHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHH, AHH...

Tha Raturn

Dear Aaliyah (ft. Timbaland), I wish you hadn'ta left us, left us, without a dope beat to step to, s tep to, step to, step to. Dear Mom,...

Womynced Words

Dear Reader, If you want to know what it feels like to try and save a dying plant, buy a Malm from Ikea. Dear Fruit Flies, So you just disap...

California L'œuf

Dear All, The truth of California is hiding under Jason Mraz's fedora. Dear 1st Stick Shift Ever, Yeah, I feel so much more bad-ass now-...

Wrench Vogue

Dear The Wire, Of all the shows on television you were the scariest, and yet, the most true to life. Dear IHOP[E], As in: "I hope the ...

POUND

Dear Macrobiotic Diet, I hear you can bore Cancer to death. Dear 2-Week Sex Spell, After this I am less Tigress, and more lolcat. I can wear...

Bitter Fatter Wronger

Dear Facebook, You know that game where you get a pad of paper and make a list of all the people you've slept with? Thanks for generatin...