Dinobody love me...

Dear GIGI, You just loooove chewing th e crotch out of my undies. I wish you wore undies, so you could feel how I feel, when I chew out yo...

The Whining

Dear Ghetto Girls of PG county, My only salvation from your angry fists was the ability to make jokes. I also let you play with my "whi...

A disregard for grammar and "feelings"

Dear Insomnia, You first struck in High school and I thought you were a passing phase, like marvel cards, or acne. But alas, I am 24 and sti...

Gain some insight

Dear Mom, I finally understand your thing with red wine. I too have a few glasses before bed nowadays. I didn't even need to have two ki...