Love Shlongs

Dear Facebook, Thanks. Now every insignificant douche bag from my past can "reconnect" with me. Oh look! That guy I refused a BJ i...

XTREME XMAS

Dear Santa, I considered making a list, sure, unfortunately I never got around to it. Get off my back. I have a tight schedule. Can I risk d...

Stress Prince

Dear Guy, Don't look at me like I'm the dick. If you don't remember, YOU'RE the one who said I have "hamster hands,...