Wrench Vogue

Dear The Wire, Of all the shows on television you were the scariest, and yet, the most true to life. Dear IHOP[E], As in: "I hope the ...

POUND

Dear Macrobiotic Diet, I hear you can bore Cancer to death. Dear 2-Week Sex Spell, After this I am less Tigress, and more lolcat. I can wear...

Bitter Fatter Wronger

Dear Facebook, You know that game where you get a pad of paper and make a list of all the people you've slept with? Thanks for generatin...

TRAINING FEELS

Dear Neighbor With Painted Toe Nails Dog, You know what they say about owners and their dogs.. they say, "Manicure a Spaniel, you'r...

S O Cess

Dear Therapist, These fun- lovin ' twenty-somethings that surround me don't bother me one bit; So content with getting hammered and ...

Up In The Ire

Dear Helpful New Yorker, Let's make sure we speak the same language first, ya? Dear Helpful New Yorker, When I say "I know where I ...

Ghostown With The Mostown

Dear Party Guests, Leave if you have mentioned -even once- that the Avocado pits keep guacamole from turning brown. Punch yourself in the fa...

See Medieval Hear Medieval Speak Medieval

Dear Chaucer, Thanks for helping me continue my trend of blaming yesteryear figures for my modern day problems. Dear Rite Aid, It IS too soo...

Wrecknicolor

Dear Next Door Margie, Look, I love impromptu conversations about houseplants as much as the next gal, but you can't just pop out of you...