Womynced Words

Dear Reader, If you want to know what it feels like to try and save a dying plant, buy a Malm from Ikea. Dear Fruit Flies, So you just disap...

California L'œuf

Dear All, The truth of California is hiding under Jason Mraz's fedora. Dear 1st Stick Shift Ever, Yeah, I feel so much more bad-ass now-...

Wrench Vogue

Dear The Wire, Of all the shows on television you were the scariest, and yet, the most true to life. Dear IHOP[E], As in: "I hope the ...

POUND

Dear Macrobiotic Diet, I hear you can bore Cancer to death. Dear 2-Week Sex Spell, After this I am less Tigress, and more lolcat. I can wear...

Bitter Fatter Wronger

Dear Facebook, You know that game where you get a pad of paper and make a list of all the people you've slept with? Thanks for generatin...

TRAINING FEELS

Dear Neighbor With Painted Toe Nails Dog, You know what they say about owners and their dogs.. they say, "Manicure a Spaniel, you'r...

S O Cess

Dear Therapist, These fun- lovin ' twenty-somethings that surround me don't bother me one bit; So content with getting hammered and ...